Email Scammer part 2

Basically the story goes like this: Someone posing as a Girl has tried to lure me into believing a ridiculous story involving a huge amount of money locked away blaa blaa and If I send some money to this woman who has fallen in love with me it will allow her to leave the camp that she is in, move here and we can share the spoils.

Skim through 'Email Scammer part 1' its mainly an automated reply thing but this is where it gets fun, I have them believing me and they will basically do ANYTHING for the man they love... Pluto.. what a guy!

This is a picture I sent 'her' of 'Pluto' the man ... the .. well... he is different. continued........ (from me) Your not even reading what I`m writing... you probably have being sending these letters to other men... I kind of feel angry towards you... only because I love you My dearest... You need to prove yourself as being real.. I have heard about scammers trying to get details off people... I need to know you are not like this...I will defiantly send you the details if you take a picture with a sign saying ' Pluto, your a planet in my eyes, love Caroline'   Just so I know its for me (my nickname is Pluto). Stop breaking my heart by not reading my mails. From them My dearest How are you today and how is your health with hope you are fine My dear please i am very sorry that i have not communicate with you all this while because i am very sick which i have just recovered from it,meanwhile i took me time to get a photographer because of my condition here and i did not want to asked you for any money. My dear it was actually in the hospital that i called one of the nurse and explained to her my condition here and that the only helper that i have now is you my love pluto but because of what is happening this time around in internet you demanded me to take this kind of picture and it was her that invited and paid the photographer and gave me clothe for me to take this picture it was a very big risk on my side because if the camp authorities sees this i will be expelled  from the camp which will be a very big calamity on My dear the reason why i am doing all this is because of the love that i have on you i want to have you by my side that why i try as much as i can to please you even when it may cause some problems for me here in the camp.Please my love i want you to try your best and help me out from this place because the my life here in this camp is not some thing to write home about but i did not want to put the whole thing on you so that it not be as if i am putting my burdens on  My dear in attachments is picture you requested my dear i am waiting to hear from and remember that i took risk to get this picture snapped because of my love for you.really it was i against the code of conduct here in the camp.Do not forget my effort in the love that i have for you and still abandon me here i beg of you. Loving you with all my heart Caroline

then...

My dearest How are you today and how is your health with hope you are fine Please my dear i am worried because i have not heard any word from you i hope you are fine Please my dear i want to know if you have to help me out from here.Caroline

I replied

sorry I have been in a car accident, i was thinking of you and then crashed into a tree.... is this a sign that we are not meant for each other?

they replied:

My dearest How are you today and how is your health now ? i am very sorry to hear that you have an accident while thinking about me,Actually the meaning of that is not that we are not made to be together but those things want you to be thinking that in other not to allow me come into your life because i am coming there to use the love i have on you and change certain things in you life. My dear you told me that you are a drunkard which you can change with time and really i love you the way you are and i believe strongly that you sent into my life to help out from here while i am sent to change some of your character which are not good.My dear if i did not love you i would have took the risk providing what you requested from me Please my dear i just need your help to come out from here and meet you over there just believe that i am made for you ok Caroline

I replied

Hello My Dear,

As you understand I am a drug addict and alcoholic and like to have sex with many men at one time and you still love me?

I am greatfull for this, I have just been given $50,000 from the car accident and was going to buy lots of drugs and pornography and maybe some fireworks and a couple

of prostitutes and Champaign.

I tell you this so you know thats what I do, better to be honest.

If you come here can I dress you like a man? Only when your at home? (it must be yes, otherwise I can`t be with you)

how much money was it to get you here?

I love you more and more each day.

Chuck 'Pluto' Ryder

My dearest How are you today and how is your health? and the accident that you heard i hope you are getting better now i am wishing you a quick recovering as soon as possible because i am not happy since the day you told me that you heard accident i really made me worried just for the love that i have for you i even feel like been there with you then and take care of you by myself My dear really i know that it will be easy for me to cope with you but i heard a dream when i am married to you and after going a lot of difficulty i changed you and we lived together happily and i told Reverend Peter whom i take here as my father about it ever before now and he told me that we are made to be together. My dear i want to let you know that i have love you much ever since you sent you picture to me and told me some things you are into which you hope to change with time,I most tell you that i am convinced that you are sent into my life to help me out from here while i am sent to help you stop those drug and alcohol addicts that why i took all risk to give you want you want from me  Honey Concerning how you want me to be dressing honetly this is not a problem because if i am your wife you want me to dress like a man i will do it because all i will do is just to please you ok and make you happy till the time you will also tell me to dress like i woman because i believe that there will be a time like that. From the first time i contacted you and you told me little about your life i really love to come into your life because i believe that nothing good come easily i have decided to stay and be with you forever My dear i love you not because of money because my father kept some money for me which will be enough for me the only reason now is that i can not have access to the money because of my refugee condition here and that why i am pleading with you for help possibly for us to get the money transferred as soon i come over there. Please my love i have discussed with the Reverend and from the last people that he helped and went out from the refugee camp,He told me that i will need refugee clearance and international passport since i lost mine during the incident that brought me to this condition He said that refugee clearance will cost $820 dollars while my passport will cost $450 dollars which the total is $1270. Please my love as soon you sent this money this papers will be gotten for me to be a free person here and we make the next arrangement for me to come over to your country but there is nothing that will be done without getting those two papers ok  so lest us get this paper first then we can move to other things for me to come. Honey i am waiting to hear from you then you tell me the condition of you health now because i am worried over it.I love you with all my heart Caroline

They Replied:

My dearest How are you today and how is your health with hope you are getting better now Please my dear i am worried because i have not heard any word from you Please i want to know if you still in good health Please write to me as soon as possible.Waiting to hear from you with love in my heart Caroline

I replied:

Hello,

I am sorry, I have been back in hospital.

I got drunk as I do everyday now and I did a stupid thing, I got one of the prostitutes to but a fire cracker in my arse ... I thought it wold give me an orgasm .. but it blew my arse up.

I`m in so much pain....

I wish I didnt do that, you would have stopped me if yo where here.

Can you smuggle drugs in from where you live in Canada? I need a kilo of Herion. Ill put the money in your account.

I got your name tattooed on my Penis, but Im so stupid I spelt it a bit wrong.. I was on some experimental drug the dealer said was good.

Also I have been told be the People that I need to talk to you before I give money incase your not real.

Can I skype you?

Love in big pain .

Would you kiss my bottom back to health?

They Replied: My dearest How are you doing today, Honey i feel very sad  to hear that you are in another pain again and i started to cry why your doing those things that will cause pain to your life why?, nevertheless i believe is just for some time i will be there with you and i hope that some of those things will reduce for you to live a better and happy live. My dear the love that i have for you is unconditional because i know the purpose why i am sent into you life and i am ready to do any thing to make sure that i get this fulfilled and you have to know that i am the one that is sent into you life to give you joy.Honey please right here i don't tell any body even my friend here in the camp about you because i know they will discourage me and i plead you to do the same thing becasuse many people will try to tell you some negative things in other not to allow me come into you life because they did not know the purpose of me coming into you life and the risk that i have taken for your sake in this camp by taking that picture i send to you to prove my sincerity to you.  Please my dear i did not have skype address because of my condition the reverend did not allow any person to do any thing beyond sending and receiving mail from his office but then i have pleaded with him for me to receive your call through his phone sine you want to hear my voice ok Please you can call me through his number 00221-765236599 i will be waiting to hear from you ok. Meanwhile i did not know much about smuggling of drug to Canada but i know you can teach me about that because i have decided to do any thing to any one that help me out from this place just to make the person happy and you now that you are not just helping me but our relationship is for a purpose which you know very well about it Please my dear i want to come over there now as soon as possible so that i can come over and take care of you by myself Please my dear you can send the money through western union money transfer with Reverend Peter Akuso information since i did not have any paper that can guarantee the bank giving me money ok Please send the money with this information below: Name.............................Reverend Akuso Peter. Address.........................Dakar Senegal . Code..............................00221 Please honey i want to be with you now to help you out from certain pain because that is  why i coming into you life ok.I wait to hear from you as soon as possible and do not forget that some one cares for you here and i am very much willing to be with you no matter you present condition now I love you with out end my love kissssssssssss Caroline.

I replied (pretending to be Chucks 'Plutos'  unmentioned Boyfriend:

Hello, this is David who is Chucks boyfriend. Chuck is in a coma, but asked me to send you a message. We like the look of you and are wondering if we could dress you like a man and get surgery to put a penis on you? 

I want this anyway, Chuck wants us to be a family. 

David

They replied: Hello Mr Dave How are you today and how is every thing there i feel so much sad to hear that Pluto is in comma now please how is he doing now has he recovered now Please i want to know as soon as possible because i not so much worried here. Please my dear i think the only thing i can talk with you is how i can come over there not how i will dress because it a personal issue between me and Pluto please if there any way you can help me come over there and see him in person and take care of him u will be very glad and appreciate it from you  I expect you urgently reply Thank you Caroline also they wrote an email a few hours later: Hello My Love Pluto, How are you today and how is your health which is the most important to me honey i can't eat or do any thing since today except crying because of you why have you decided to treat yourself like this why have you?,because you don't know how i care and feel for you over here you know i love you so much and i have look all the beautiful things in this world but i did not seen any thing that is more beautiful than the love i have on you then why are you treating me like this. I have decided to do any thing that will make you happy in life i take a risk that can make the refugee authority punish me in the camp by taking the picture i send to you with your name 'Pluto' which is been prohibited by taking pictures in the camp but i did it to prove my love to you i have also decided to dress like a man as you wish all this is because of the love i have on you. I am here suffering even to eat here is too bad for me, in a week we only eat two or three times and it is once in a day no good water here, why you are there spending your money with things that will cause you problem and after it will lead you to hospital because you don't think of my condition here in the camp you promise to send me the money for my passport and refugee clearance so that i can come to your country and be with you but you did not think of it or send it because i know if am there with you this thing could not been happening  to you and now you are in the hospital why, my love if you ever love me with your heart i want to here your lovely voice by calling me with the reverend mobile number tomorrow ( 00221765236599) OR (+221765236599)i love you with my heart Pluto. Caroline. I replied

just a quick message as Pulto is on life support... he will be ok, he screams out strange rude things.. I`m worried he will have to have a lung, liver, kidney and heart transplant... luck he has insurance. ..not to mention his arse is destroyed for good buy the fire cracker that was infact a small amount of dynamite, they are making a bag for him that maybe you could carry while he walks .

I hope you know how lucky you are to have his love as I dont get much from him... I`m very jealous but hes assured me that we can dress you as a man have man sex all together. 

Anyway I hope that your ok in there, sounds horrible. Pluto was so upset most days after reading your email. I blamed you for his herion habbit... I`m sorry. I thought you just wanted his money.. and wouldnt let him send the money. He did try and sent $5,000 but I stopped him. I can send it if you promise me we can turn you into a man (get a penis transplant) and be our sexual device. Otherwise I`ll wait till he gets out of a coma.. could be a while.

Dave

They Replied:

Hello Mr Dave How are you people doing today and how is the health of my love now? i hope he is getting better.Once again Mr David i thank you very much for you understanding and care towards my fiance Pluto your friend, honestly the love i have for Pluto is not a love money can buy i find Pluto as a sincere and honesty person from the first time he responded to my contact with him he told me every thing about his characters in life which impress and touched my heart and his willingness to change and also heard a dream when we were together as husband and wife, i felt so much touched to come into his life  I went and told Reverend the whole story and the dreams that i heard over it and he told me that the reason for this communication is for me to go into his life and make him better that i should not run away from him and i should accept heard things that i may encounter in the process of changing him but i should be rest assured that Pluto will change and we live a very happy and lovely life together and that was all i trying to come and do, so if those things you are saying can make my Pluto happy and come back from comma i will do it just to save his life  Right here i have give him my heart to Pluto and promise to love him with all my heart forever the reason why i am telling you this is because of what you said that you stopped him not to send the money for me to come over which was our arrangement before now for me to come out from the camp and come over there and stay together with him, may be you thought that i came to lavish his money. no Mr David that is not the reason ok i know i need money to sustain over here in the camp but i can not betrayed the love i have on him even at the point of death my love for him is not because of money. I am sure that Pluto have not told you over my inheritance from my late parents which i was asking him to assist me to transfer because of my condition here which could not allow me to run a local bank account here Please Mr Dave i am not from a poor home rather i just want to come into his life for a purpose which made me to took a risk of taking a picture with his  name Pluto for a prove which i did before he has accident and promise to send me the money for my traveling papers. Please Mr Dave My concern now is about the well being of my love Pluto and that i have accepted to fixed with transplant penis is not to make you happy rather for me to achieve the purpose of coming into life of pluto ok but if you so wish that you can not send the money for me to get my traveling documents and start coming over there is ok there is nothing i can do for it but i know if pluto love me with his heart he will bring me over there as soon as he recovers ok Wishing you all the best and more importantly try and take good care of Pluto for me because i know he will soon recover from illness, i beg of you please.Caroline I replied: Hi he is ok... im afraid that most of his vital organs will need to be replaced. He also will lose his teeth, one eye , half his left ear and his right foot. He needs a lip transplant and we desperately need some new lips, We hope we can find some otherwise he will find it quite hard to kiss you and me, especially together. The doctor says he may have developed a bad case of Turrets Syndrome ... you should read up about this one as it may change your mind. He yelled out your name today..  we printed out your picture and it is in frame near his bed. I don`t know if you want to hear this though your soon to have on so im sure its ok, He has your name tattooed on his penis.. it is totally spelt wrong 'Karolen Madarseo' but I guess its you? Was this your idea?.. is this a custom in Africa?... he must have been sniffing petrol again.. he has had so many strange tattoos after doing this. Why do we love him? ... I dont get it. I felt like turning the life support off after he yelled your name and not mine... but I looked at him and knew that soon the three of us are going to be doing the dirtiest sex things not even allowed on the internet and moved my hand away. Best Wishes Dave They Replied: Hello Mr Dave How are you today and how is every thing there i feel so much sad to here the condition of my love Pluto, you said that some of his vital organs will need to be replaced please i will you to tell him that i am praying for him here with the reverend father in the camp that he should have faith that noting will happen to him and i promise and swore to him by the death of my parents to love him even at the point of death i can not change my mind i am ready to sacrifice my life to him.you say that he needs a lip transplant and we desperately need some new lips,please i need your help here and i will like it to be a secret between us,i will like you to tell the doctor about me that i want to render my lip,teeth and ,for the replacement of Pluto please ,but i don't want my love Pluto to know about it because he may not agree if he heard about it i have decided to sacrifice my life for him please do that for me. You said that he has my name tattooed on his penis,yes he told me about it but is not my ideal for him to do that but i know is because of love he has for me that made him to do that and did not have any problem with that i love Pluto and i believe he loves me too so i am not surprise to hear that he has my name his penis and i want you to know is not the culture of our country here in Africa is all about love and trust which we have shared together. Please Mr Dave if you love Pluto as your friend i will like to do me a favor which you know that he can do it to me if not the condition of him i will like to send me the money as you promise so that i can come over there for him because i believe if am by his side in the hospital he will be better than keeping my picture by his bed please send me the money i want to be there for him soonest please i don't want to loose him he is all i have now father,mother,sister,brother and husband please think how i feel if it is you sister and do it for me please.Waiting to hear from you soonest Caroline I replied: Dave here, Ok great, we will need your lips and teeth, could we either have your liver or kidneys as well?  There has been a slight problem.. Pluto was involved with these satanic people... he borrowed much money off them in exchange for his promised soul....they have arrived today in hope that he will be awake and they can take his soul before he dies.... I told the they need to wait a few more days or weeks.... they have  demanded I give them the money Pluto has... I gave them the envelope with $5000 that I was going to post to you today... I was scared by them... I`m really sorry but my hands where shaking and sweaty. They are going to empty his bank account by the end of the week... these people are evil... they know how to get a soul out but they have a device which once a person agrees even if its just a picture and a note.  I told them that maybe you would be interested in giving your soul to these people? all They need is a note that says "I give my soul to the officer of the dark allegiance' I understand that you can`t risk being in another photo so maybe get the Reverend to stand in the photo instead of you? we already have your photo and once we have the note they can use this device... it doesnt hurt apparently.... like a tickle. If you agree to this they will give me the money back and will add money for a plane fair by the end of the week. They are excited... They seem nice for evil people. I think they want some of your hair when you arrive.. I don`t  get them. I am worried for Pluto... please respond quickly.... Dave and they replied: Hello Mr Dave How are you people doing over there and i know that my love is recovering and responding to treatment. i am very happy to have you as a  and friend to my love Pluto my God will surly bless you for that i understand what you are saying i also thank you for how you approach those people that my husband is owning just have faith in God and trust in me because i have already made up mind to sacrifice my life to him may be that is while God keep me a life out of those rebels that killed my family because in ever thing i am alive but i believe that the purpose of knowing Pluto will still come to reality Tell the doctor that i will be there for the lips, teeth and one side of my kidneys or liver if that is the only thing that can save the life of my husband if i can be alive and he is alive i will not mind of any condition his health keeps Mr Dave you know that the life of my fiance is in your hands now i am pleading you to make it possible to send the money today or tomorrow because we don't have any time to delay now as you can see that my presence there will play a very vital roll in the life of my husband, Please kindly tell  the people that Pluto is owning  to have patient before the end of this month we will pay them because i have some money deposited by my parents before they die which my name was use as the next of kin to the money which i have applied for the transfer and the the bank demanded to get a foreign partner whom the money will be transferred into his account because of my refugee status which was more reason why i contacted Pluto before i fall in love with him  which he told me before we can do that he need a prove by taking a picture by his name Pluto as his nickname which i do for him and for the money i have every prove or document to transfer to Pluto's account despite my refugee status that make the bank to demand a person that will stand as my foreign partner and i don't want the money to be transfer in African because i am not happy to be here again after the death of my parents. Please try stop that people from  emptying his bank account because i know as soonest Pluto is ok we can get the money that my father deposited transferred to his account the we can pay them every dollar he is owning them that money we will pay them back and tell them if my soul will stop them not do evil to Pluto and his account i Caroline Victoria Musonda is ready to give it to them i will not involved the reverend picture in this issue because of his position as a Reverend because i have not told him certain decision that taken for my love Pluto now.Please Mr Dave kindly try your best  for me to come over there because i know the my presence there will bring my love back to life and this situation he is now Please my dear the best thing you can do for me and your friend Pluto is to send me money to get my traveling documents and come over ok Waiting to hear from you Caroline I replied they need a picture...... quick.... please....  this is serious now.... get the reverend in a picture that says " I give my soul to the officer of the dark allegiance " PLEASE! They have threatened to kill me and Pluto...  If they see the picture they will send you money, so much money...  They Replied Hello Mr Dave How are you doing today,Please i  want to know the present health of my Pluto which you refuse to tell me Please i want to know i beg of you if he is responding to treatment. Please Dave this issue is getting to some thing else and all this condition you telling me is very suspicious but then i can do any thing withing my ability to make sure that Pluto is free and comes back to his health.but the area of the reverend there is nothing i can do about that because is not with my ability to do but if there is any thing you want to do with my pictures you can take those pictures for it. Now i still did not know why you refuse me of coming over there if my picture can be more better than my presence in person Please Dave what is going on if you did not wish for me to come over there until Pluto recovered please tell me so that i can be keeping in touch till when my love get better ok.I hope to hear from you Caroline I Replied (posing as Dr Phillip Peters Officer of the Dark Allegiance) Hello Miss Musonda, My name is Dr Phillip Peters, I am the Officer of the Dark Allegiance. I am here with David Jenkins (Dave) awaiting your 'Pluto' the disgusting animal to awake. I am suspicious of you myself. You have promised much. You soul is all I care for I need a note saying you will give it to me. Get anyone to hold it Otherwise this deal is off . No money, no Pluto. David will remain alive, Pluto will not. I am not going to fuck around with this any longer... Give me your soul NOW. I NEED THAT LETTER! We have access then to your soul Through a combination of your handwriting and photographs. A device invented 1000 years ago and perfected by our science We have a collection of 6 or so thousand souls so far and are going to combine them all to enable the dark lord to have his thirst quenched and walk among men again. Miss Musonda, do you follow what I am saying. Do you feel my power. Come and join the soils of the dark lord. Once again... If you disagree. There will be NO money, you will be trapped on that camp. I will save Plutos life if you agree. And we will send you the money that's in the envelope, David has it, he says it's $4,450. Can we wire you money? or does it need to be cash? We have some members of the dark allegiance near your state. You could meet with them, they unfortunately have not being trained to remove a soul with out cutting and we need your organs for Pluto. Unless if we give you $100,000,000 and give you a few weeks to spend it then come and get our soul, you won't live unfortunately but you would have a month of bliss. We would put a GPS in your blood stream do don't even think of getting away. Anyway I have wasted.enough of time with this pathetic issue. Let David know as soon as possible otherwise the deal is off. Dr Phillip Peters Then I didn`t hear back from them.... lol.....so I wrote from David: ... what now? ... I`m so scared.... The evil people are like devils.....  Pluto has shown signs of waking... all I have in the world is you and him...  The evil people have you photos and they are doing some ritual with them, they demanded all the email contact with you, I know it was private, but they have this way of talking to you with out saying anything, its frighting. I havent heard from you... I miss you... Its lonely here. I think I love you. David They Replied Dear Dave. How are you today Mr Dave and the health of my love Pluto?, i hope he is getting better by now honestly Mr Dave i was not happy to write to you for days now because i don't like the way you are handling the heath of my fiance over there all you people is care is about the dark allegiance and money to send to me on a condition of your request by officer of the dark allegiance,look my love to Pluto is not because of his money if it so i will not take the risk that i take because of him OK i could have leave him since he is in the hospital. beside i have not ask him for money since i knew him rather is him that ask me to tell him how much it will cost me to come out from there which i made inquires from the head of the camp and tell him which he promise to send me the money that is how this issue of sending me money started. My only concern now is how to come over there and see him by my self and i am ready to do any thing to make sure that Pluto is a live for me even if it take my soul, so Mr Dave tell the officer of the dark allegiance that by this letter here i Caroline Victoria Musonda will not do any allegiance to any person until when i come over there and see Pluto and talk with him and for to do that will be in agreement with my love whom i have been communicating. And for you Mr Dave as soon as you send the money for my traveling to your country i will forward to you the Bank detail which my Father deposit the money and i want you to promise me that you and Pluto will get this money transferred to Pluto's account if actually you desire to help your friend to be alive because i have accepted to do any thing for the sake of Pluto but only when i see him in person So if you care that is necessary for me to come over there you can send money for my traveling document OK Caroline ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ to be continued................maybe... unless I went to far Bahhahahhhhhhahahahahaha!

two thousand and twelve?

Crazy arse dream...


All I remember is that it was December 20 2012 and I was with a bunch of friends, some I know some I didn`t but it the future right so maybe I will yeh.

December 21 2012 is the most talked about date I know of ... will it be the end of 'time'? and
does that mean end of the world? or literally the end of 'time' ie linear time? If anything does in fact happen I`m leaning strongly to the latter.

Who knows? I love some of the theories as I`m in so much damn debt that maybe I just hang in there and by the 22nd December 2012 I`m all clear haha. Wishful thinking? maybe.. who knows really.

Probably nothing will happen but ... but something just might.. and I feel that I am preparing myself for this time.. I mean I am defiantly becoming more and more each day and less and less at the same time. Dropping the bullshit thoughts one at a time and inviting more outrageous fun, adventure and love and all the while taking on deeper responsibilities for my action and especially the mother of all conditioning.. reaction!

Anyway...back to the dream..ok so I`m somewhere in Melbourne, Australia with friends, we are all debating on what will happen, most saying 'It`s bullshit' some saying 'It`s time' some not sure, some frightened and some to drunk to know what the hell... and then...the calender flipped over to December 21..

HOLY SHIT !

I was not expecting this though I had heard of something kinda like it... Basically my Pineal gland enlarged and started turning clockwise I remember it resembling a something like a cobras head... I felt and all my friends around me like our eyes could finally see what was really around us... every thing was glistening and stunningly beautiful. I felt like a flower that had just come into blossom...

I could go on.. but just put these words into your imagination 'Blissfull Glistening exsistence' 

It was incredible.. well for us...

Not for all...

You see there was a choice before this time:

A) To transcend

B) To stay behind


Choice A chose a life leading to 2012 of listening to the heart, questioning, growing, listening to other peoples ideas no matter how crazy they seemed, facing fears and doubts ,having faith, spreading love and joy and do their best to be present, doing what 'feels right' even at the cost of work, friends and family.



Choice B... well choice B people ... They chose the road known to them, they where generally materialistic, selfish, judgemental, cynical, close minded, didn`t have many real friends, argued their points and laughed at or feared anyone they didn`t understand etc etc .. an ... well their pineal gland grew as well........But....
it went anti clockwise... and they became reptilian in nature, very dense and fearful.. intelligence and personality was  lost and replaced with reaction and mob mentality..

The two differences where quite massive... I mean its large enough now ... but it was MASSIVE. there was now only two races... the left and the right Pineal gland people and the right being the ones who made the 'right' choice' and their gland turning right in a clockwise manner and the ones who where 'Left' behind' and theirs turned in an anti clock wise manner.

It quite quickly became divided and the B people started trying to attack people A as I guess they always have and We all had to get away from them but lucky for us we had intelligence and we could role play and work our way through the crowds of reptilian monkeys towards safety..


end of dream

...

Conclusion..

"be excellent to each other... and your self! ASAP!'

Fish in my head

I was in the shower earlier and as I closed my eyes I saw all these little fish swimming around......
strange.. very cool but very strange.. they where so incredibly vivid.. hyper colour, I think they where garfish.

I was watching them swim close to the waters surface and look for food and freak out when bubbles came near them. I could see into their black eyes even. See the shine of the sun on their silvery scales..

It was quite beautiful..it was not quite clear as tv but it was clear enough, but the feeling of the vision was dynamically real.. like I was looking with another set of eyes altogether.. I could sense them through color and see them through feeling.. or something like that...

I then thought with a chuckle... 'Double Rainbow... OMG... what does this mean?'  ...

double rainbow

But... seriously wtf! ? this is cool as shit but.. what is it!!

Then .....

Yup...


THEN...

..I remembered that I been playing 'Hungry Shark' on the Iphone where you go around munch out on fish and humans and somewhere in my subconscious this game is still getting played.. It`s an awesome game so thats alright with me.

Might have little go on it now.

Orchids

So I  had the most peculiar dream last night.... beautiful and poetic and full to the brim with methaphors.


Basically I was running some kind of business in a building with many levels with a roof top area.

I was very busy going from one room to another doing somekind of seemingly important stuff…

Then… I was told by someone that a spaceship had landed on the roof and there where all these blue looking people around 9 foot tall and that one of them, a man was here to see me from inner or outer space and that he was very pleasant and had something to show me…but I had to go to the roof to meet him due to the obvious risks of an alien walking through the office.

Man I freaked out… I mean wouldn`t you!!! I was curious as hell but… damn.. an alien … and it wants to show me something!!! …

I made excuse after excuse day after day not to meet the man.. but I started to feel like a coward…The man was waiting patiently with his crew for me. Many of the people I was working with had met the man and a few got together to bring him covered up at high risk through the office to meet with me.. I didn`t turn up to the meeting… I made some feeble excuse.

Over the next few hours I felt tortured, torn and disgusted with myself.. “fuck it’ I said out loud and ran down to where the meeting was to take place (in a basement) … a few people where there including someone who posed as my mother.. but the man had left..one my colleges said ‘He was not upset.. but there was a sadness, he said that he has tried all he can and offered to take a few people for a ride to his world’

My posed mother handed me an white orchid, a beautiful one and I looked at it and held it for a while.

Suddenly I had a reality check....it all hit me... I realised that I just wasted an incredible opportunity that just doesn`t happen! ... I crouched on the ground holding my knees feeling sick in my belly...'I fucked it ... " I said quietly yet with sharpness in each word ... I was so DEVASTATED … cursing myself, almost in tears.. so incredibly frustrated at myself for wasting such a unique opportunity.. and they came to see ME!!! .. why? I wondered…

As my heart continued to flood with dark regret due to my embarrassing cowardice I walked in a  heavy footed manner and slumped my way slowly up the flight of stairs in defeat yet wanted to at least see where the ship had been waiting.. I sat miserable and cross legged looking up into the sky.. in such sadness and despair only comparable to morning a death.. I said out loud ‘I`m sorry’ … then.. a light appeared in the sky… ‘It can`t be ‘ I said to myself in a soft whisper… “ No way… it is !”.. my body language went from a cuss to a YES!

Sure as hell the small disc like ship landed with coloured lights and steam or smoke and a door opened and a man that looked so amazingly familiar walked steadily behind three of my ecstatic colleges who bustled out of the ship like drunk sailors and if they tried to smile any broader their heads would potentially invert or explode!

“ We swam through the ocean like fish....like dolphins man! It was amazing” blurted one of them, “We breathed under water man… fucking BREATHED underwater man” exhaled another.

I had the sudden realisation that I had missed out something MAJOR due to my previous fear…

“Yes this was lesson one Martin… it’s ok you can catch up later.. so glad you have chosen to meet with me”

I was overexcited and gabbed the mans hand with mine to shake it.. he wasn`t familiar with this action and his hands where more like flippers than fingers and didn`t even seem to have bones in them!... I was taken back and let go suddenly midshake.... “ oh I`m sorry man” I said, “I am just so incredibly happy to see you!”

The man said “ Us too, we only have 15 minutes and I fear that you have orchid dust on your hands , our skin finds this incredibly toxic.. please excuse me”

“ Oh shit … sorry” I said… and watched as members of his crew went through a remarkably complicated procedure to remove the violently reacting dust.

I was just stunned… at .. well.. all of it, the man, the crew, the ship, the mans reaction to the orchid dust, the fact that work colleges had journeyed with these guys and breathed under water…

Then.. there was a knock at the door to the roof top..

Its was my posed mother asking me if she could come out to the roof, I was worried that she would ruin this for me as she wouldn`t understand how amazing this moment is and just fire questions at me each one killing seconds and minutes... so I said ‘No mum, sorry we are busy’ ‘I`ll come and see you in 15 minutes ok?’ ... but there was no listening to me... " Martin .. Let me in at once"... "Open this door NOW" etc etc etc... she become so damn persistent.. and I was losing my time with this man who had something to show me.. I felt like I was one of them.. they where my family and I was here on Earth to do something for them and they wanted to remind me that its all ok and not to fear and to follow my heart..

“MUM” I yelled “PLEASE STOP” … “LEAVE ME BE”…

“I`m so sorry mate” I said to the man.. he just smiled in that most brilliant, understanding and soft patient way.

Then a posed dad started at the door … the two of them hammering like obsessed nutters..

All around me people where saying ‘Ignore them, there isn`t time’

Then I thought “Fuck it... I`ll let them in then deal with it, at least it stops them banging at the door” I did just this and they almost fell on the floor, red faced and sweaty from giving it all they could.

“ Whats all this?"  my posed dad stabbed ... "What are you doing in here?"... " You should always let us in when we ask"..

“Dad.. this is a spaceship, I know you don`t believe in anything … but you are now next to a space ship and these guys...well...these guys... um they`re aliens” in that moment the man flinched and then spoke to me with a gentle voice using telepathy “Well.. we are not ‘aliens’ we are spiritual beings from a dimension not a planet, aliens are from planets’

I expected my posed father to freak out… but both him and my posed mother … couldn’t see the spaceship or spiritual beings…!!  and kept arguing with me about ridiculous stuff about letting them in..and I kept yelling at them to shut up… all the while time was ticking and I couldn`t talk to the man as my posed parents where at me like yapping giant demanding slobbering puppies.. I was getting lost into a sea of their yelling and demanding and the man and the spaceship and the crew became further away until ...all faded away…


I awoke really sad…



I wanted to talk with my people, I know there is something that they wanted to tell me.



This dream really showed me a beautiful lesson:

NEVER let fear (my cowardice in meeting the man) decide my destiny or frustration (letting my posed parents through the door) into my thoughts. I believe these two things are the main issues I personally have at the moment.

The orchids had me kind of stumped though I came up with this possible conclusion... I mean they are beautiful, delicate flowers so how could one react violently to that? or does it mean that just because something looks beautiful and harmless it may not be the case for all people. ie loving someone but putting restrictions and pressure on them is not a refined love and when this is ingrained into the skin (a behavioural pattern) and replayed though unconscious and seemingly harmless acts onto another (ie the almost forced handshake) it can hurt others beyond our belief. In brief, our conditioning can hurt others, and if we knew the true outcome of some of our behaviours... we just wouldn`t behave some ways at all.

Sensitive and aware.

This is what the Orchid has become to symbolise to me today. Be sensitive and aware at all times.

I love my parents btw, the ones in the dream where merely playing a role of course we have different ways of seeing sometimes like most parent/child relationships.


xxblessxx

Abode Nightclub

What is up with this joint... Its so hard to get into.

I mean, its a club for beautiful freaks.... Im certainly some kind of freak.

SO LET ME IN!


....................................................................................................

So I rock up to the club around 2am, its got one line for members and one for guests, no one is around the weather is straight up horrific, windy, cold icy rain which feels like needles on the exposed skin.

I wait... I knock... I wait.. and then a woman in mid 40's handsome yet also soft looking with with a slight stern mouth opens the carbon coloured door and looks at me like i`m an alien looking to rack up my points in anal probing..

Door: 'Can I help you?'

Me: 'Err well I want to get in'

Door: 'Sorry not on your own'

Me: "Oh no I know about 10 people inside (I knew 2 but there was 10 I think in the same group)

Door: 'you need a girl with you'

Me: ' I know about 6 girls (ok it was a guess but I think it was right) inside, can I just get one of them to come out?'

Door ' No sorry, you need to come together'

Me: ' Well 6 girls came with just a few of guys, that means that there is room to move here'

Door: ' Sorry the rules are that you need to come with a girl'

Me: ' But I almost did, I just got here 20minutes after them... that should count thats justs a little time delay'

Door: 'Sorry, you can`t get in'

Me: 'So if I get a girl I can get in?'

Door: ' 'Yes'

Me: 'But I can`t get one of the girls inside who didn`t come with a guy to come out and we walk in?'

Door: ' No'

Me: 'Thats ridiculous btw'

Door; 'It's the rule'

Me: 'And like some rules, not well thought out..'

Door: ' I`m sorry, you can`t get in'

Me : 'Ok, I`ll go and wait till I see a girl and walk in with her'

Door: 'That would be ok'

Me: *shakes head and walks off*

Email Scammer part 1

I have been having fun lately with a scammer, I`m seeing how far they will go before telling me to piss off.




This is how it started:




From: Caroline Musonda <musondacaroline@yahoo.com>
Subject: hi
Date: 27 August 2010 10:59:55 PM AEST
To: undisclosed recipients: ;
Reply-To: Caroline Musonda <musondacaroline@yahoo.com>




Hello,
I wish you best Compliment of the day
My name is Caroline, a good looking girl.
I saw your profile on this site modelmayhem.com and admire it.
Well, i am sorry that i did not say much about myself because our profile can not say everything about us.
I have a special reason of contacting you so i would like you to respond direct to my email address here (musondacaroline@yahoo.com) there i can tell you everything about myself, and the reason i am contacting you and also send my pictures to you. thanks, please i will be waiting for your respond.
Caroline.

I replied...

Hello, ok send pictures

They replied...

My Dearest.

How are you today? with hope you are fine, i am very happy that you responded to first contact that i made to you. I am  Miss Caroline Victoria Musonda l am 23 years girl ft5.7. wt 59, I like swimming, traveling and cooking. I am the only daughter of Late Hon,Engr. Prince well Musonda from  Ivory Coast west  in African. an orphan living in a refugee camp as a result of the current war in my country Ivory coats last three years, where all my family members were killed by the rebels when they attacked one of our house mid-night.

And luckily for me, I was in school when the incident happened, so I was able to escape despise i would have been killed along with my family. i saw the danger in staying in Ivory Coats with my step mother, I had to escape ran to Senegal where I was admitted to a refugee camp. For a brief information about myself and my family.

 My father was the personal adviser to our former head of state ( LATE GEN ROBERT GUEI)

HE is the owner of, IDEAL PETROL CHEMICAL IND.(LTD) AND MUSONDA AND ASSOCIATE CONTRACTORS.(LTD) before he died.This camp is headed of a Catholic father Rev.Peter Akuso Meanwhile,I am writing to you now in a Reverend's office and will like to know you more and see some your picture as well as your likes and dislike, hobbies before we move forward from here!.

I will also like to know what you do for a living,remember that you caught my attention in that is why i wrote to you at the first time.Here is some of my pictures ,i will show you more of of it when i know you better. Awaiting to hear from you

Caroline

I replied...

Oh cool, I am happy that you chose me. I am never the one to get chosen for anything. I hope that you dont mind that I am not very faithful, I like to sleep with men as well. Just so you know this now.

maybe I can change.. maybe your the one.

They replied...

My dearest.

 I am glad to write  to you again given the opportunity. Hope you are fine. thanks for your reply.i believe that having know you in my life it will bring a relief to my present condition here  because in this camp, life is so terrible as a result of a bad food, clothing, medicines and shelters,we are only allowed to go out from the camp only on Mondays and Fridays of the weeks.It is just like one staying in a  prison, I hope with your help i will come out here soonest because i have suffered here so much. and i don't have any relatives now whom i can go to. all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war.

The only person i have now is Rev. Peter Akuso who is the Reverend Minister in charge of the this camp ( CHRIST IS OUR HELP MISSION). He has been very nice to me since I came here but I am not living with him rather I am living in the women's hostel. because the camp have two hostels, one for men the other for women. The Pastors Tel number is  (+221765236599)Feel free to call me through his number and if you want to contact the Rev his e-mail address is (akusoperter22mission@yahoo.com)

So  will like  you to call me and when you call,tell him that you want to speak with me Caroline  he will send for me in the hostel.As a refugee here I don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.for a refuge to have such right. I want to go back to my studies because I only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my present  situation took place.

Please listen to this,when my father was alive he deposited some amount of money in a reliable bank which he used my name as the next of kin, that will posses the money the money and the amount deposited is $5,300,000.00 (five million three hundred thousand dollars) and as a refugee here I have no right to operate local bank accounts here in Senegal.It for this reason that the bank advised me to seek a foreign partner who will receive this money on my behalf. After receiving the money you will send me some money to get my travel documents to fly down to meet you in your country.

And if you agreed to help me, I will like you to provide me with this information for me to contact the bank and inform them about my foreign partner as requested by the their bank will be communicating with them with the information that you are to send to me.

1. Your full name.....................................

2. Phone..................................................

3. Contact Address...................................

4. Date of Birth.........................................

5. Occupation...........................................

6. Nationality............................................

Upon receipt of your personal information above, I will give you the complete information of the money and the contacts of the bank where the money is deposited for you to contact them for confirmation and the transfer I have both the death certificate and certificate of deposit which was the first thing the bank has requested and i shown them and they confirmed me to be the rightful person to claim the money.

My dear I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.So in what i have told you now i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for I am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it please. I will like you to call me like I said i have a lot to tell you. Have a nice day and think about me. Awaiting to hear from you soonest

Thanks and remain blessed.

Yours in love

Caroline.

I replied...

Hmmm 

Im nt sure, this see ms to0 true.

I have attactd a pic I just took, looka prett y funny cause am drunk out of my brain at the mmnt

I nevr had a girl  friend. !

Im happy yo love me, 

how do i giv money?

They replied...

My dearest

How are you today and how is your health with hope you are fine My dear i am very happy for you willingness to help me out from this place for a better life.

Please my dear you can send me some money as you promised so that i can be sustaining here pending when the transfer will be done ok meanwhile i will like you to send me your data so that i can write to the bank and tell them about you.

And i will also send you the information in which the money is deposited for you to communicate with them and know means of transferring the money to you account below is the information that i need from you

Please my dear you can 

You can send me the money with the Reverend information since i did not have documenst that can gurantee bring out the money from the western union.

Name....................Revered Akuso Peter.

Address................Dakar Senegal.

Code.....................00221

You can send the money through western union money transfer ok And please send me email with the detail information as soon you sent the money ok Loving with all my heart Caroline

I replied.

Do you love me? I need to know... like sexually love me?

.. I mean I need to know if you have feelings of lust for me... otherwise I will give you no money... why should I ??

They replied...

My dearest How are you today and how is your health with hope you are fine My dear in regards to what you are asking me i have already made up my mind that who ever that help me out from this place will be the person that i will spend the rest of my life with. Please my dear having accepted to help me out from here i have accepted you in every area to spend the rest of my life with you and you know there no way that i can not be having the feelings for you ok Just help me out from here because i have accepted you and i am having the feeling for you ok. Loving with all my heart please do not forget to send me those information/date in your nest mail so that i can communicate with the bank over the transfer process ok.Loving with all my heart Caroline  Stop breaking my heart by not reading my mails. I replied... Your not even reading what I`m writing... you probably have being sending these letters to other men... I kind of feel angry towards you... only because I love you My dearest... You need to prove yourself as being real.. I have heard about scammers trying to get details off people... I need to know you are not like this...I will defiantly send you the details if you take a picture with a sign saying ' Pluto, your a planet in my eyes, love Caroline'  Just so I know its for me (my nickname is Pluto).